The Bad...

Barf Siemens

Played by Mr Siemens

Name: Siemens
Alignment: Evil Empire
Titles: Barf; Lord
Race: ?

A frustrated philosopher turned evil overlord, Barf Siemens is just your general run-of-the-mill bad guy try to take over the universe, at the instruction of his boss, a sinister figure only known to few as The Little Red Emperor.
And he would have got away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling kids.

It just so happens that during the course of recent events, Princess Catia and her motley band of interstellar rebels have turned into a real thorn in his side, partaking in dysfunctional activities that are beginning to jeopardize the very stability of the Evil Empire itself. So, he has now taken it upon himself to concentrate all his efforts into squashing them  like the bugs they are... which is gradually turning into quite a feat, considering the fact that he's got the hots for Catia.
And as far his his garb goes… barring Sado-Masochism... no-one really knows why he wears the outfit. Although it is rumored among the ranks that the helmet is to cover up the ghastly results of a nose-picking incident gone horribly wrong...

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